Tuesday, January 24, 2017

No Actor - Kein Schauspieler #punchline #satire

I am no actor. I cannot learn text. At school we had to learn all the classic stuff. For me Tom Sawyer meets Oliver Twist to tell some Canterbury Tales.
Ich bin als Schauspieler unfähig. Ich merke mir keine Texte. In der Schule mußten wir Balladen lernen. Bei mir sind die Kraniche des Ibykus zum Taucher geflogen und hinabgetaucht in den Schlund. Und dort unten war Schillers Glocke.

#Photography: Long Exposure Photography | The Right Exposure for Sky, Water and Foreground

When shooting long exposure images you will notice that within one exposure shot, your brightest area in the frame will be your sky. The darkest will be your (still) foreground and the water will be somewhere in between, assuming you have all three of these components in your frame.
The principle of overcoming this issue is to:
  • Underexpose for the sky
  • Overexpose for the foreground


#Photography: Long Exposure Photography | The Right Exposure for Sky, Water and Foreground

Monday, January 23, 2017

#Photoshop: How to Create an Easy Ice Text Effect

This tutorial will show you how to use layer styles, with simple shapes and textures, to create an easy ice text effect. This text effect was inspired by the many Layer Styles available on Graphic…

#Photoshop: How to Create an Easy Ice Text Effect

Sex And Nintendo - Sex und Nintendo #punchline #satire

Sex with a lone mother is like finish the saved Nintendo game of another.
Sex mit einer Alleinerzieherin ist wie das gespeicherte Nintendo-Spiel eines anderen weiterspielen.

#Musicproduction: Daily Beats releases Daily Beats VST instrument for Windows #freedownload

* 14 INSTRUMENTS
* OVER 1.6 GB OF SOUNDS
* COMPREHENSIVE ADSR ENVELOPE
* SKIN SELECTOR FOR EXTRA INSPIRATION
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Daily Beats has released Daily Beats VST, a VST instrument with 14 instruments, an ADSR envelope and a skin selector. Daily Beats VST was designed to give both standalone and DAW users a simple interface experience to a library of carefully sampled instruments. The instrument incorporates a ADSR interface that enables control of the shape of each sound and a skin selector that allows the user to change the instrument's appearance from 6 diferent skins.
Daily Beats is offering this instrument for free in their online store. In addition, Daily Beats also provide a video tutorial explaining how to install this product and a video tutorial on how one of the demo tracks where created.

#Musicproduction: Daily Beats releases Daily Beats VST instrument for Windows #freedownload


US Band "Meadow Lake" Needs Singer

The band "Meadow Lake" from Albuquerque, United States, published good songs on Soundcloud . Actually they seek a singer. In their words:
*WE NEED A SINGER*
email me at meadowlake187[at]gmail.com or maximoquesadilla1080[at]gmail.com)
We're a band out of Central New Mexico USA, and right now all that's uploaded is the demo of our first album called [3] Square Meals. We're working on more as we find a singer. If you can't sing, then please help us out and maybe show our stuff to someone who can. Distance might not be as big of a factor as you think!

One last tip: Take another band Name. You will be hardly found in internet because Meadow Lake is not unique

Sunday, January 22, 2017

#Photoshop: How to Remove Tourists from Your Photos

Good idea and so easy
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Most photographers have been in a situation where the only thing standing between their camera and a breathtaking scene happens to be a handful of pesky bystanders. Sometimes, it’s possible to simp…

#Photoshop: How to Remove Tourists from Your Photos